Garden Gnomes Need Work

Garden Gnomes Need Work

Garden gnomes need work.  Will care for your garden in exchange for room and board.  The only thing you pay is a one-time finders fee for each gnome you hire.  Following are their work histories.

This is Sleepy.  He needs  something to do to keep him awake.  He can do just about  anything.  If you have some odd jobs to do, like raking your leaves, picking weeds, watering your garden, he’s your gnome.  Sleepy’s finders fee is only $16.95.

Here is Happy.  He will greet all the useful and beneficial insects to your garden, such as certain bees, dragonflies, spiders and beetles.  Happy holds a heartfelt greeting for all friends of your yard and garden.  His finders fee is also $16.95.

And last of all, Winky.  Winky is all tuckered out from a hard day’s work.  His specialty is chasing all the harmful and bad insects out of your garden, such as aphids, mosquitos, snakes, slugs and anything else he deems necessary to keep your garden free of harm.  His finders fee is $19.95.

Hire one or all of these hard working little men today.  Availability is immediate.  For further information or to hire one of these garden gnomes, just inquire at the Gnome Union Hall.